A good cocktail can really bring the profoundness
out of anyone, Here a collection of our favorite drinking quotes.
If You Drink, Don't Drive.
Don't Even Putt!
-
Dean Martin
When I read about the evils of drinking,
I gave it up.
Reading, that is.
- Henny Youngman
One
martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough.
- James Thurber
Everybody should believe in
something
I believe I'll have another drink.
- Source Unknown
Do not allow children to mix drinks. It
is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.
- Steve Allen
Work
is the curse of the drinking class.
-
Oscar Wilde
Compromises
are for relationships, not wine.
- Sir Robert Scott Caywood
Now
is the time for drinking, now the time to beat the earth with unfettered
foot.
- Source Unknown
Meet me down in the bar! We'll drink breakfast
together.
- W. C. Fields
May
your glass be ever full, May the roof over your head be always strong,
And may you be in heaven Half an hour before the devil knows you're
dead.
-
Irish drinking toast
Man,
being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication.
-
Lord Byron
I never should have switched from Scotch
to Martinis.
- Humphrey Bogart's last words
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila,
floor
- George Carlin
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